glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

kawrying:

so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”

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